Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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