Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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