Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
