sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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