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Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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