so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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