if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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