let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
