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(805): View more from California

He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.

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(207): View more from Maine

I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.

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(650): View more from California

an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket

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(416): View more from Toronto

I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass

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(416): View more from Toronto

He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.

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(716): View more from New York

Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.

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