What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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