Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
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