I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
There r osticjed everywhere
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
