I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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