yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i dont even know how to be here
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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