so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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