But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
are you so shy because you have an std?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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