We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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