butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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