I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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