who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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