i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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