So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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