I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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