Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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