I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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