im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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