i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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