Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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