Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Even my vagina gasped.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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