It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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