P.S. I can't hear my feet
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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