pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Randomize