We're like a lot better than the average bears
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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