He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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