so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
