So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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