Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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