That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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