I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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