This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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