At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
