He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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