Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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