yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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