do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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