you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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