he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Randomize
