Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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