No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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