You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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