I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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