I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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