So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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