Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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