The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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