even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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