I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
even my farts smell like vagina
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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