words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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