my vag is so smooth its legendary
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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